Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from m4ge
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I slam, therefore I jam.

(Source: mandokamuscular)

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from 2gamis
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chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from dr-moustache
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ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from dr-moustache
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dorilucy1:

we
ARE THE CRYSTAL EGGS

dorilucy1:

we

ARE THE CRYSTAL EGGS

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from axureerheeid
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little-killer-girl:

adrnired:

homestuckobsessed:

fiendofspace:

musical-mumbler:

how many sarcastic homestucks are reblogging this ironically, that is the question.

im reblogging this from a homestuck who reblogged it from a homestuck

this shit is ironic



omg all this irony. 

little-killer-girl:

adrnired:

homestuckobsessed:

fiendofspace:

musical-mumbler:

how many sarcastic homestucks are reblogging this ironically, that is the question.

im reblogging this from a homestuck who reblogged it from a homestuck

this shit is ironic

omg all this irony. 

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from seerofsarcasm
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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from laughbitches
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college should be $25
Reblogged on 20 Apr 2014 from swarnpert
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babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 
HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 

HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

(Source: the-pkmn-center)

Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from vertigoghost
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Track: Pepper Steak
Artist: Alias Conrad Coldwood
Album: Off Original Soundtrack

konnichibot:

Why am I always listening to this song when I’m CLEANING?

Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from hungry-for-justice-and-pizza
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i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.
i-will-pursue-your-presence:


mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.


I like human beings.

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

TOTALLY FORGOT I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY
HEres a pic!!

TOTALLY FORGOT I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY

HEres a pic!!

Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from zenamiarts
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zenamiarts:

Vote for Hiram McDaniels!
Vote for The Faceless Old Woman: [x]Vote for Marcus Vansten: [x]

zenamiarts:

Vote for Hiram McDaniels!

Vote for The Faceless Old Woman: [x]
Vote for Marcus Vansten: [x]

Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from airbornranchdressing
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rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

image

Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from dokidirk
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IMPORTANT PSA

dokidirk:

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO/FOR ME. 

i recently found a dog on my porch, and we hung up a few signs around our area saying that we found the dog. no one came to get it, so we kept it for a little while longer. but, we were unable to keep him because we had another puppy, and it was just too much for us to train two dogs at a time. so, we gave it to my grandmother. though her landlord said that she couldnt keep him because she already had a dog that he didn’t really like. she really wanted to keep him though

so this leads me to my current situation. i need a home for a dog!! he is a puppy that is just about 8-10 weeks old. PLEASE. PLEASE. SPREAD THIS AROUND!! i need this situation fixed because this dog is really sweet. he’s working on getting potty trained and he is really sweet. i will give you some of his toys. he isn’t used to his name yet, so you can name him! though, i have given him the name zaxx. i will pay for a bag of food and some puppy pads. also a collar for the name that you give him (with the information about you and where you live)

he is a german shepard mixed with SOMETHING. the something is unknown, but we do know he’s german shepard. please, please. he is a sweet dog!! he does get a bit excited and will nip at you a bit, but you just gotta tell him a firm no. he doesn’t have his shots yet„ but i could possibly help with you paying for that. this dog really deserves a home, and i dont want him going to a shelter. i tried to get my friends to do something, but they couldn’t take him because they had too many already!!

i will drive to you, if that’s okay!! if you live within three-four hours of SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI, WE WILL DRIVE TO MEET YOU FOR THIS DOG. 

PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND, I WANT ZAXX TO HAVE A PERFECT HOME!!!

UNDER THE CUT ARE A FEW PICTURES OF HIM!!

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Reblogged on 19 Apr 2014 from notexactlyninja
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